theguywhocallstothekrustykrab:
is this the krusty krab?

croutoncat:

i wanna die but maybe something cool will happen so ill stay alive for now

(via babygirlminaj)

vaporeowned:

boy: Its like we finish each others sentences

girl: .

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

grumpysalmon:

i will never click your ad. get a job. rob a bank

(via itstonybetch)

damnulen:

damnulen:

*deep sniff* i smell axe body spray and monster… the heteros are near.

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(via perks-of-being-chinese)